Great Coffee Doesn’t Have To Be Expensive
Broke Dick ain’t your normal coffee company. You’ll never see me cruising around in a Lambo or sitting in front of a beach front mansion. I don’t believe we’ll ever have a booth at a convention or buy a magazine ad. But what you will see is every single person here working their asses off to create the best tasting coffee on the market at the best price possible.
We rent a top of the line manufacturing plant a handful of times a year to produce our coffee as CHEAP as possible. Why? Because I know what it’s like to be broke and I also know being broke doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the finer things in life.
Fanny packs, Ford Pintos, Power Plant beaches and a cold 4 pack of tall boys are my jam and I wouldn’t change it for all the money in the world. I hope you enjoy our juice as much as we love to make it.
Slow Cousin Zane
We don’t want to say that Slow Cousin Zane (Slo-Co to his friends down at the trailer park, Zane Broke to his probation officer) is slow, but it’s right in his damn name!
While Slo-Co may not be a genius when it comes to discussing things like quantum physics or second grade math, he’s a goddamn wizard when it comes to making great vape juice flavors. All that great Broke Dick juice you love? Thank ol’ Slo-Co for that – just try not use any big words.
They confuse him.
Richard Broke Sr.
They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, and that’s extra true when it comes to Richard Broke and his ol’ man, Senior. Everything you love about Richard came from his pops, who showed his son all the finer thing in life – PBR, the majesty of a Ford Pinto, and the magic of indoor plumbing – at an early age.
In return, Richard helped Senior get off the cancer sticks and into vaping. Now, Senior is part of the Broke Dick team – helping make sure Richard brings you the best deals on juice and that SloCo doesn’t burn down the trailer while making Hot Pockets.
He’s a lot older than he looks.